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U evur wunder why GOD sownd so much Lik ED??
IM DA SEXYS WIT MY 24 INCH!!! I SLAM IT IN LIK DIS!!!! AN LIK DIS!!! ooOOOooOOOO
Created on 2004-05-08 18:50:54 (#3086500), last updated 2005-12-06
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Basic Info Biofirst der was da big bangs. i was fighting da aliuns wit my shotgun. i used da special bulet that kills everyones. i shot it at da suns by accidents and it blew up everythings. dat was da big bangs. i created everythings! all da planets are parts of da bullet that kills everythings. from my shotguns! million years laters i met adams and eves adams was the gays so i sed id fuck eves i fucked her and she got pregnants den everybody on earts was borns
den da dinosors cam. dey were big lik da montains but i SLAM my shotgun down der troats an kil dems! lik dis! an dis! den i was king of da worlds. den i fucked da supermodels! den i want to sleep i was tired from all da fuckings. so i went into da drems of da supermodels and fucked dem der tos
after fucking da supermodels in der dreams for a million years da romans dey were attaking me dey poisoned my drinks becase dey were jelus of my 24 inch cock! dey tried to kill mes but i kiled dem insteds i use da special bulets dey make da crosses pop out of da ground and crusify dems i made da crosses all da crosses dat people wer dey worship mes den i fucked all da supermodels in jerusalems
dis guy he said he was jesus he said he was da suns of gods he said i was da sinner i asked him if he was da gays he didnt want to fuck da wimins! wuts im better dan gods so i told him to die! i kicked him wit da ed kick and send him to da hevens dats how strong i ams! he was da gays noone fucks with da jesus
da aliens dey come to kill mes on da yer 2000 but i got in my ferarris and flu to plutos and killed all of dems wit my shotgun
den da dinosors cam. dey were big lik da montains but i SLAM my shotgun down der troats an kil dems! lik dis! an dis! den i was king of da worlds. den i fucked da supermodels! den i want to sleep i was tired from all da fuckings. so i went into da drems of da supermodels and fucked dem der tos
after fucking da supermodels in der dreams for a million years da romans dey were attaking me dey poisoned my drinks becase dey were jelus of my 24 inch cock! dey tried to kill mes but i kiled dem insteds i use da special bulets dey make da crosses pop out of da ground and crusify dems i made da crosses all da crosses dat people wer dey worship mes den i fucked all da supermodels in jerusalems
dis guy he said he was jesus he said he was da suns of gods he said i was da sinner i asked him if he was da gays he didnt want to fuck da wimins! wuts im better dan gods so i told him to die! i kicked him wit da ed kick and send him to da hevens dats how strong i ams! he was da gays noone fucks with da jesus
da aliens dey come to kill mes on da yer 2000 but i got in my ferarris and flu to plutos and killed all of dems wit my shotgun
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